Me: “Hmm, I wonder when my roommate is getting back. She said she was going to go to a party. Perhaps she’s already left.”
Me: [roots around in roommate’s closet for the clothing she was planning on wearing to the party - doesn’t find it]
Me: “Yup, she’s at the party.”
- Me: Emma
- Me: there's something I need to tell you
- Me: and it might not exactly be easy for you to hear
- Me: I've been meaning to say it for a long time but putting it off has been so easy
- Me: what I want to tell you
- Me: is
- Me: .......GO TO BED.
- Emma: god don't scar eme tlike thatdfshjk
- [[trolling and dating are interchangeable]]
I have the song,
just….everything else is unplanned :(
Lapdance = lap + dance
Lap = lap
Irish Stepdance = dance
Irish stepdance + lap = lapdance?
You’ve found me out
I just want to stomp on peoples junks in a fancy dance.
Don’t forget the wig.
- Shipwash: there are more bounty hunters in this show than there are extras
- hey emma are there....wait for it
- are there
- are they hey emma
- are there GENDERBENDERS in this show?
- badum chh
- Emma: LAUGHING
- that's the bending i'd want
- Shipwash: it would be so useful in battle
- "FUCK OFF AVATAR YOU SUCK I HATE BROWN PEOPLE"
- "OH YEAH?"
- "YEAH"
- "WELL THE FASHION POLICE CALLED AND THEY SAID THAT MOUSTACHES AND MINISKIRTS ARE SOOOOOO 1998"
- "........DAMN YOU AVATAR! FOILED AGAIN."
- Emma: man giving an unsuspecting enemy the opposite bits would throw them way out of wack. i'll bet running around and then suddenyl there's a dick between your legs? i'dfall right over.
- why don't they let you write this show.
- Shipwash: THERE WOULD ALSO BE FENDERBENDING
- Emma: dsjkgehege
- Shipwash: "OH SHIT THE AVATAR HAS MASTERED FENDERBENDING. MY FERRARI HAS SUFFERED MINOR DAMAGE. FOILED AGAIN - AND I HAVEN'T EVEN WASHED OFF MY LIPSTICK!"
I am such a queer mood. I just met with my advisor and asked him what the most useful major for pursing a career in militant wizardry would be.
Emma: “That was so nice of the cabbie last night. There’s no way that trip only cost fifteen or so dollars.”
Me: “Yeah, that was exceedingly generous of him.”
Emma: “Yes. I like nice cabbies.”
Me: “It is my fetish.”
